Everyone has an off day...but Malcolm didn't know how off his day would be when he calls in sick to work. Apart from causing himself physical damage as he tries to get through his day, he must also contend with the Bat Girl, a wild child raised in a cave, who has just escaped from a sanitarium. Throw in a deranged president of the United States, a sinister hypnotist, and a dose of media madness, and Malcolm finds out what sick time really means.

The unhappy employees of a company that puts out a product called "Cankers Away" are made even more unhappy when the company is taken over by a dictatorial executive and his nasty assistant. Things get so bad that the employees are forced to plot an uprising against their new bosses.

A rock like alien lands on Earth looking for sustenance. What does it eat? Intelligence! One touch of the rock and it sucks the smarts, if you have any, right out of you. Dr. Belinda Garland studies the alien rock to harness its power. However the evil Amazing Jacques and his co-hort, The Spiderwoman, plan to use the rock's brain sucking power to rule the world.

From the Sideshow Cinema archives! An unscrupulous temp agency finds a way create the ideal work force. Raise the dead and send them off on jobs. No pay, no lunches,no insurance needed. Just a cold corpse. A black satire on the work ethic gone wild.

Who's committing all these senseless crimes? And how do you stop a madman? With mad police? The DIP squad is called in to combat the lunatic criminal, The Lemon Man! It's one thing to die on stage, but you shouldn't have to die off stage; and wait a minute! That's the real thing on the floor! That's not stage blood! Watch Malcolm regret calling in sick when his world is invaded by psycho politicians, a wild child, and a mad hypnotist! Poor Malcolm is in for a sick time!

Chris Qualm has a phobia. He's afraid of leaving the house. After undergoing therapy, he finally takes the first step to come to terms with the outside world. With that first step he falls into a chain of events that he can't seem to escape. His worse fear is realized. The human race is insane!

When her husband is killed in an auto accident, Alice Marsh moves far from home to start a new life. She falls in love with an old house in Massachusetts which she buys. Built in the 1700's and made of stone, it is known by the townspeople as the "Evan Straw" house. She tells her visiting aunt, Gert, of it's history and they both take it lightly. As time goes on, strange things start to happen to Alice while she's in the house. Finally, she calls in a psychic medium, Leocardia Tomas, to try to contact the spirit. As the spirit becomes more erratic and threatening, a ghost hunter named Peter Yakov is summoned to get to the bottom of why Evan Straw still haunts the house. The answer to the mystery is unexpected by everyone.

Honey Glaze was the perfect little girl.She obeyed her father, played with her toysand never went outside. She was 30 years old.Then her father, who is a secret agent, iskilled by spies. Sheltered all her life, Honey determines to grow up quickly, join thesecret service and avenge her father'sdeath as she faces her enemey, Dr. Sum Thaim!Spy stories don't get any sillier than this!

Two-part anthology centered around demonic possession and a monster made of lint.

Anthology film centering around an alien invasion and guv'mint spooks.

Potential Sins Dir: Michael Legge. Cast: Phyllis Rittner, James Porter. USA. 1997

A psychopath known as the "Bow Tie Killer" terrorizes the area as he ruthlessly kills young women. A pair of lurid lovers take advantage of the killer's MO to enact a murder of their own.

In an alternate Earth, there is peace.No wars, little violence, and cooperation between countries. In other words, a planet without men. But an alien offers this worldthe chance to repoplulate their civilization with a new breed of male hybrids.

Jeff Coukos' engagement opens the floodgates to unsettling family secrets.

A young couple is concerned by night noises and disembodied voices in their house. Concerned about house intruders, it is beyond belief when they are held hostage by escaped criminals from another time and place. Very weird criminals.

What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?