A robot alien. Angst-ridden teens. Cleavage-wielding soul takers. A dark overlord. A cross-dressing idiot. A pregnant 14-year-old cougar. Macho scientists. Santa Claus. Yeah, this movie has it all.

A mean-spirited therapist belittles his many patients while his own marriage falls apart.

Stephanie and Kelly are best friends and roommates. Paul is Stephanie's boyfriend and Kelly's former boyfriend. The three of them eventually realize they are part of a love triangle that's filled with love, betrayal, insanity, and murder.

Jennifer and Bob have recently started dating, and Jennifer's psychological problems blur the lines between love, sex, and hate in their relationship.