
Birthday:
05-25-1968
(56 years)
Birthplace:
Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Biography
Joseph D. Reitman (born May 25, 1968) is an American actor, film producer, film director, and writer.
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The Perfect Storm
Act like Douglas Kosco
event2000 star_border 6.5
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In October 1991, a confluence of weather conditions combined to form a killer storm in the North Atlantic. Caught in the storm was the sword-fishing boat Andrea Gail.
Tomcats
Act like Carrot Lover
event2001 star_border 5.1
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College buddies chip in and promise that the group's last unmarried man will collect a cash pot. Seven years later, the kitty is worth $500,000 -- money Michael needs to pay a gambling debt. Problem is, the only other single guy is a hopeless womanizer!
Clay Pigeons
Act like Glen
event1998 star_border 6.2
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Clay is a young man in a small town who witnesses his friend, Earl kill himself because of the ongoing affair that Clay was having with the man's wife, Amanda. Feeling guilty, Clay now resists the widow when she presses him to continue with their sexual affairs. Clay inadvertently befriends a serial killer named Lester Long, who murders the widow in an attempt to "help" his "fishing buddy."
Lady in the Water
Act like Long Haired Smoker
event2006 star_border 5.6
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Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.
Playing with Beethoven
Act like George
event2021 star_border 1.5
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Josh, a classical piano student focused on winning the biggest competition of his life, encounters Charlotte, a free-spirited jazz pianist who distracts him to better her chances of winning. She lures him away from the practice room for a magical night and ends up teaching Josh that life, like his music, is about taking risks.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Act like Bluntman & Chronic Assistant Director
event2001 star_border 6.4
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When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travels to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.
The Failures
Act like Glen
event2004
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In this dark comedy, a teenage misfit helps a depressed loser try to end his life. But her plan gets complicated when love gets in the way.
Ghosted
Act like Edwin
event2020
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A woman with a lot of baggage falls in love with a man haunted by his past. Literally.
The Real Deal
Act like Freddy
event2002 star_border 3.6
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Vince Vassar, an infamous Hollywood producer, thinks that the power he wields is limitless. But when he shuts his employee Sammy out of the multi-million dollar movie deal that Sammy brought him, the scorned assistant decides to eliminate Vince from the deal, and from every future one. Unfortunately, Vince's wife already has a plan for her husband's life and his money. Now a deadly web has been woven in which no one know who can trust whom.
Bandidas
event2006 star_border 6
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When a ruthless robber baron takes away everything they cherish, a rough-and-tumble, idealistic peasant and a sophisticated heiress embark on a quest for justice, vengeance…and a few good heists.
Murder at Hollow Creek
Act like Bogdan
event2024 star_border 2
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A disbarred lawyer and his eccentric brother attempt to pull off the robbery of a lifetime but find themselves in a dangerous game of cat and mouse with a disgruntled Serbian mobster.
Drop Dead Sexy
Act like Tiny
event2005 star_border 4.9
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When their money scam runs aground, a group of would-be thieves turn to kidnapping in an attempt to blackmail their target.
The Pitchfork Retreat
Act like Nikolai
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Three writers arrive by boat on a private island for a horror writer retreat where they are told they will compete for a life changing writing competition. They're in for a hell of a surprise.
Night Train
Act like Tommy Talbot
event2023 star_border 6
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Mother Holly McCord is driven to extremes to save the life of her young son. Even if it means hauling black market drugs in her souped-up truck, with the Feds in hot pursuit. With two bounties on her head and her son’s life on the line, Holly climbs behind the wheel of “Night Train,” ready to outrun, out gun, and outlast them all.
Curiosity
Act like Peter
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A bored, small town janitor, Bob Cooke, who has a not-so-secret double life of spying on people, witnesses the girl of his dreams being kidnapped.
Geisting
Act like Gorefield
event2021
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Paranormal is the new normal in ""Geisting,"" a supernatural-horror-comedy about Poltergeisting from the Poltergeist's point of view. Journey to another realm where Poltergeists are learning how to live their best deaths.
Joe Baby
Act like Barney Gold
event2024
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Joe Baby is a private investigator searching for money that has been stolen from Heather Stanton, only to find all roads lead to the mysterious death of her father, Walter Baby.
Mr. Payback: An Interactive Movie
Act like Dick
event1995 star_border 5.5
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Designed as an interactive movie, it is approximately 20 to 30 minutes long, depending on audience interaction. It requires the audience to vote for various directions the story will take, using a joystick attached to the arm of their seats.
The Blackout
Act like Buddy
event2014 star_border 4.9
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An expecting couple, a survival expert and four teenagers deal with a global blackout and the disintegration of society around them. In their plight for survival, they must endure the worst of human behavior.
A Killer of Men
Act like Isaiah
event2015 star_border 4.5
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Shot and left for dead by the commune of murderers and thieves who raised him, an 18 year-old pure-bred killer must trek across the lawless desert waste to exact his revenge and rid the world of their evil.
American Pie 2
Act like Male EMT
event2001 star_border 6.2
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After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.
Money Monster
Act like Matty (Floor Manager)
event2016 star_border 6.4
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Financial TV host Lee Gates and his producer Patty are put in an extreme situation when an irate investor takes over their studio.
Radio Free Albemuth
Act like Prisoner #1
event2010 star_border 5.5
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Record store clerk Nick Brady begins to experience strange visions from an entity he calls VALIS that cause him to uproot his family and move to Los Angeles where he becomes a successful music company executive. Nick finds himself drawn into a dangerous political-mystical conspiracy of cosmic proportions.
Short Fuse
Act like Sky
event2005
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A suspended boxer runs into all sorts of trouble while trying to go to Las Vegas for his comeback match.
Mom and Dad
Act like Homeroom Teacher
event2018 star_border 5.4
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In a suburban community, moms and dads, one after the other, mysteriously feel the irresistible impulse to attack and kill their own offspring.
Crank: High Voltage
Act like Detective
event2009 star_border 6.1
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Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Beat the Bash
event1996 star_border 1
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Over a decade before President Obama signed the Mathew Shepard Act in 2009, 'Beat the Bash' was produced in hopes of bringing public awareness to the heinous act of gay bashing.
Cursed
Act like Mummy DJ (uncredited)
event2005 star_border 5.4
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A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn that the only way to break the curse put upon them is to kill the one who started it all.
Clueless
Act like Student
event1995 star_border 7.3
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Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.
Bum Runner
Act like Oatmeal
event2002 star_border 7
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Two greedy ne'er-do-wells try to make one last big score so they can "retire."
Gamer
Act like Board Op
event2009 star_border 5.7
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Mind-control technology has taken society by a storm, a multiplayer on-line game called "Slayers" allows players to control human prisoners in mass-scale. Simon controls Kable, the online champion of the game. Kable's ultimate challenge becomes regaining his identity and independence by defeating the game's mastermind.
This Is Meg
Act like Eric
event2017
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Based on true events. "This is Meg" is a sneak peak into the Los Angeles lifestyle of a working but not famous female actress/comedienne's point of view that is forced to shift with the social media wave.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
Act like 1st AD
event2019 star_border 5.7
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Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.
The Suitcase
Act like Sully Dropo
event2017 star_border 6.3
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The ordinary life of a Boston bred baggage handler is turned upside down when he steals a suitcase that contains terrorist plans. Inspired by true events on 9/11.
Auto Focus
Act like Hippie Boy
event2002 star_border 6.4
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A successful TV star during the 1960s, former "Hogan's Heroes" actor Bob Crane projects a wholesome family-man image, but this front masks his persona as a sex addict who records and photographs his many encounters with women, often with the help of his seedy friend, John Henry Carpenter. This biographical drama reveals how Crane's double life takes its toll on him and his family, and ultimately contributes to his death.
The Best People
event2017 star_border 4.4
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Just as she is recovering from a breakdown, Anna's world is rocked when her younger sister gets engaged. She teams up with the alcoholic best man to break up the engagement, convinced they are trying to save her sister, his best friend, and themselves from a lifetime of misery.
Use Me
Act like Luke Adore
event2019 star_border 5.9
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An ambitious filmmaker discovers the darkest parts of himself while making a documentary about a beautiful woman who humiliates men for money.
Archenemy
Act like Finn
event2020 star_border 5.2
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Max Fist claims he’s a hero from another dimension who has somehow landed on Earth and been stripped of his powers. Instead of treating him like a powerful champion, no one believes Max’s claims — except for a teenager named Hamster and his sister Indigo. The siblings convince Max to help them take out a local drug gang, where Max’s abilities are put to a violent and harrowing test.
Max Reload and the Nether Blasters
Act like Barton Grabowski
event2020 star_border 6.1
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A small town video game store clerk must go from zero to hero after accidentally unleashing the forces of evil from a cursed Colecovision game.
Break Even
Act like Lt. Mitgang
event2020 star_border 5.4
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Four adventurous friends find 50M in cash at a remote island only to discover it was left by the DEA for the Cartel in a rogue deal.
Coronavirus Conspiracy
Act like Economist
event2021 star_border 4.8
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When a retired Zookeeper is kidnapped by a crazed Economist during the COVID-19 lockdown, he uncovers a grand mystery that connects every worldwide disaster. Together, the Zookeeper and the Economist work to discover who is truly at fault.
Rent Control
Act like Vincent
event2003 star_border 4.4
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Aspiring actors in New York try to keep the death of one's aunt a secret so they can stay in her cheap apartment.
Telling Lies
Act like Harry
event2019
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A woman rushes into a Brooklyn apartment at night, carrying a stolen NSA hard-drive. On the drive are video recordings of two years of private conversations between four individuals. She has one evening to uncover the truth.
The Drew Carey Show
Act like Herb (1 ep.)
event1995 star_border 6.6
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Drew is an assistant director of personnel in a Cleveland department store and he has been stuck there for ten years. Other than fighting with co-worker Mimi, his hobbies include drinking beer and not being able to get dates. To make a few extra bucks he has a micro-brewery going in his garage with his buddies.
Boston Common
Act like Director (1 ep.)
event1996 star_border 6.9
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After moving to Boston from Virginia, to spy on his sister who just started college, Boyd finds himself working for the student union where he raises hell more often than he should.
The Shield
Act like Axl (2 ep.)
event2002 star_border 8.1
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The story of an inner-city Los Angeles police precinct where some of the cops aren't above breaking the rules or working against their associates to both keep the streets safe and their self-interests intact.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Act like Jackass (1 ep.)
event2000 star_border 7.6
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A Las Vegas team of forensic investigators are trained to solve criminal cases by scouring the crime scene, collecting irrefutable evidence and finding the missing pieces that solve the mystery.
Jack & Jill
(3 ep.)
event1999 star_border 7.5
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A lighthearted romantic comedy about post-collegiate life, love and career in New York City.
Joan of Arcadia
(1 ep.)
event2003 star_border 7.2
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Joan Girardi has begun acting a little strange since her family moved to the city of Arcadia. No one knows that various people keep introducing themselves as God, and then giving the teenager specific directions to do things. Unsure of what God wants, and if she's even sane, Joan tentatively begins to follow God's cryptic directives, all the while trying to retain a "normal" teen-aged existence.
CSI: Miami
Act like Bob Norwood (1 ep.)
event2002 star_border 7.7
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CSI: Miami follows Crime Scene Investigators working for the Miami-Dade Police Department as they use physical evidence, similar to their Las Vegas counterparts, to solve grisly murders. The series mixes deduction, gritty subject matter, and character-driven drama in the same vein as the original series in the CSI franchise, except that the Miami CSIs are cops first, scientists second.
Judging Amy
Act like Curtis Weaver (1 ep.)
event1999 star_border 7.5
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Judging Amy is an American television drama that was telecast from September 19, 1999, through May 3, 2005, on CBS-TV. This TV series starred Amy Brenneman and Tyne Daly. Its main character is a judge who serves in a family court, and in addition to the family-related cases that she adjudicates, many episodes of the show focus on her own experiences as a divorced mother, and on the experiences of her mother, a social worker who works in the field of child welfare. This series was based on the life experiences of Brenneman's mother.
Providence
Act like Radio Station Manager (1 ep.)
event1999 star_border 6.5
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Providence is an American television drama series.
Beverly Hills, 90210
(1 ep.)
event1990 star_border 7.4
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Follow the lives of a group of teenagers living in the upscale, star-studded community of Beverly Hills, California and attending the fictitious West Beverly Hills High School and, subsequently, the fictitious California University after graduation.
Supernatural
Act like Boris (2 ep.)
event2005 star_border 8.3
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When they were boys, Sam and Dean Winchester lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic supernatural force. Subsequently, their father raised them to be soldiers. He taught them about the paranormal evil that lives in the dark corners and on the back roads of America ... and he taught them how to kill it. Now, the Winchester brothers crisscross the country in their '67 Chevy Impala, battling every kind of supernatural threat they encounter along the way.
The Pretender
Act like Spencer (1 ep.)
event1996 star_border 7.4
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Raised in a secret facility built for experimenting on children, Jarod is a genius who can master any profession and become anyone he has to be. When he realizes as an adult that he's actually a prisoner and his captors are not as benevolent as he's been told, he breaks out. While trying to find his real identity, Jarod helps those he encounters and tries to avoid the woman sent to retrieve him.
Monk
Act like Evan Gildea (1 ep.)
event2002 star_border 7.9
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Adrian Monk was once a rising star with the San Francisco Police Department, legendary for using unconventional means to solve the department's most baffling cases. But after the tragic (and still unsolved) murder of his wife Trudy, he developed an extreme case of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Now working as a private consultant, Monk continues to investigate cases in the most unconventional ways.
Charmed
Act like Tarkin (2 ep.)
event1998 star_border 8.2
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Three sisters (Prue, Piper and Phoebe) reunite and unlock their powers to become the Charmed Ones, the most powerful good witches of all time, whose prophesied destiny is to protect innocent lives from evil beings such as demons and warlocks. Each sister possesses unique magical powers that grow and evolve, while they attempt to maintain normal lives in modern day San Francisco.
Marvel's The Punisher
Act like Creepy Ed (1 ep.)
event2017 star_border 8.1
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A former Marine out to punish the criminals responsible for his family's murder finds himself ensnared in a military conspiracy.
Close to Home
(1 ep.)
event2005 star_border 6.1
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Close to Home is an American crime drama television series co-produced by Warner Bros. Television and Jerry Bruckheimer Television for CBS.
The Huntress
(1 ep.)
event2000 star_border 5.2
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The Huntress is an American TV series that appeared on the USA Network over subsequent summers of the 2000 and 2001 television seasons. It was inspired by a book about the real bounty hunter, Dottie Thorson, and is also a belated sequel to the 1980 Steve McQueen film, The Hunter.
In Plain Sight
(1 ep.)
event2008 star_border 7
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U.S. Marshal Mary Shannon must hunt down witnesses for federal cases in the witness protection program while also managing a rather dysfunctional family and her own personal life.
Mental
(1 ep.)
event2009 star_border 5.8
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A psychiatrist balances unorthodox treatments and his conservative boss.
Hudson Street
(1 ep.)
event1995 star_border 5.2
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Tony Canetti is a divorced detective in Hoboken, New Jersey, who shares custody of his son Mickey with his ex-wife. In between work and raising his son, Tony also starts a romance with an idealistic crime reporter, Melanie.
Townies
Act like Jesse (15 ep.)
event1996 star_border 3
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Life-long friends Carrie, Shannon and Denise grew up together. Now in their mid-twenties, the threesome work together as waitresses but wish they had more to their lives than that. Together the girls make their way though life knowing no matter what, they'll always have each other.
Significant Others
(2 ep.)
event1998
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Significant Others is an American drama series that aired on the Fox Network from March 11, 1998 to January 31, 1999. The series was created and executive produced by Christopher Keyser and Amy Lippman.
First Kill
Act like Clayton Cook (5 ep.)
event2022 star_border 7.8
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Falling in love is tricky for teens Juliette and Calliope: One's a vampire, the other's a vampire hunter — and both are ready to make their first kill.
Arsenio
(1 ep.)
event1997
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Arsenio is an American television sitcom that aired on ABC. The series starred Arsenio Hall and Vivica A. Fox. It aired from March 5 to April 23, 1997 with a total of 7 episodes produced.
ER
Act like Delivery Man (1 ep.)
event1994 star_border 7.8
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ER explores the inner workings of an urban teaching hospital and the critical issues faced by the dedicated physicians and staff of its overburdened emergency room.
Punk'd
Act like Self (1 ep.)
event2003 star_border 5
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What happens when the biggest stars in the world get too high on the Hollywood hog? When their bank accounts start swelling bigger than their heads? Master prankster Ashton Kutcher is there to punk 'em down to earth.
Married... with Children
Act like Tom (1 ep.)
event1987 star_border 7.7
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Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
NCIS: Los Angeles
Act like Lincoln Tate (1 ep.)
event2009 star_border 7.5
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The exploits of the Los Angeles–based Office of Special Projects (OSP), an elite division of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that specializes in undercover assignments.
HAPPY!
Act like Very Bad Santa (as Joseph Reitman) (1 ep.)
event2017 star_border 7.4
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Corrupt ex-cop turned hitman Nick Sax's life is changed forever by a relentlessly positive, imaginary blue winged horse named Happy.
The Naked Truth
Act like Billy, the homeless man (1 ep.)
event1995 star_border 6.4
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The Naked Truth is an American television sitcom that aired on ABC from 1995 to 1996, and on NBC from 1996 to 1998. The series stars Téa Leoni and co-starred Holland Taylor. The show took place at the office of a tabloid news publication.
Just Add Magic
Act like Jensen (1 ep.)
event2016 star_border 7.7
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Kelly Quinn and her two BFF's, Darbie and Hannah, stumble upon her grandmother's mysterious cookbook in the attic and discover some far from ordinary recipes. When the Shut'em Up Shortcake silences Kelly's pesky little brother and the Healing Hazelnut Tart heals Darbie's ankle, the girls discover they have the power of magic. A single-camera live-action pilot based on the popular book.
National Treasure: Edge of History
Act like The Bearded Man (5 ep.)
event2022 star_border 6.9
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While searching for history's greatest treasure, Jess Valenzuela unburies her family's secret past.
The Tony Danza Show
Act like Fritz (1 ep.)
event1997 star_border 4
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The Tony Danza Show is an American sitcom starring Tony Danza, Majandra Delfino, Dean Stockwell, Ashley Malinger, María Canals, and Shaun Weiss that aired on NBC in 1997. The series aired 5 episodes before being cancelled, leaving 7 episodes unaired.
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