
Birthday:
02-13-1946
(79 years)
Birthplace:
Dayton, Ohio, USA
Biography
Joe Estevez was born in Dayton, Ohio to a Catholic, Galician (Spanish) father, Francisco Estévez (1898–1974), and an Irish mother, Mary Anne (née Phelan) (1903–1951). He is one of ten children—nine boys and one girl.
As a child, he lived in the South Park neighborhood of Dayton. He attended Chaminade-Julienne High School, a Catholic High School located in Dayton. Upon his graduation, he enlisted and served in the United States Navy.
He is the younger brother of actor Martin Sheen and the uncle of Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Renée Estevez, and Ramon Estevez.
As a child, he lived in the South Park neighborhood of Dayton. He attended Chaminade-Julienne High School, a Catholic High School located in Dayton. Upon his graduation, he enlisted and served in the United States Navy.
He is the younger brother of actor Martin Sheen and the uncle of Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Renée Estevez, and Ramon Estevez.
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Inner Sanctum II
Act like Detective Lane
event1994 star_border 3.5
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After a traumatized woman kills her rich husband in self defense, his family and friends show up to secure a piece of the inheritance for themselves even if it means driving the poor woman insane - or worse.
Soultaker
Act like The Man / Soultaker
event1990 star_border 2.8
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Four teenagers are killed in a car accident. Two of the teenagers refuse to go with "The Grim Reaper" and a race between life and death ensues!
Curse of the Maya
Act like Jeffrey Morgan
event2004 star_border 3.5
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Renee Summers has just been released from a mental institution when her fiancee and psychiatrist, Jeffrey Morgan buys her a secluded cabin to rest before she faces her friends and family. Renee soon befriends her only neighbour Michael Richards who is not all that he seems to be. She also uncovers a deadly secret! The former tenants of the cabin, a mayan family, were butchered to death and dumped
Zombiegeddon
Act like Brooks
event2003 star_border 2.9
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These zombies are a human-like race created by Satan. When the "zombie-looking freaks" begin taking over the world, dirty cops Jeff and Cage find themselves in the unenviable position of having to stop them before it's too late. Jeff soon learns that he alone has the power to defeat them if he's up to the task. As the body count piles up and internal affairs officers investigate Jeff and Cage for their prior wrongdoings, time is running out..
Hell Asylum
Act like Stan
event2002 star_border 4
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A desperate producer faced with unemployment has the ultimate reality television program ready to roll.
Scar
Act like Sheriff
event2005 star_border 3.3
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While hiking in a remote forest, college student Zack disappears, leaving nothing but a bloody trail for his traumatized friend Tom. Now a year later and plagued by nightmares, Tom returns to the woods with Zack's girlfriend Jenny in a last attempt to find out what happened to his friend. Following a trail of dead bodies, each one bearing a bleeding scar, Tom and Jenny soon find themselves unraveling a string of cryptic secrets and caught in an intense struggle not only for their sanity, but their survival.Everyone in the small town seems to have a secret and when the dreaded scar suddenly appears on Jenny, the two race to find out what evil dwells in the woods.
The Rockville Slayer
Act like Sheriff Duncan
event2004 star_border 3
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A series of small-town murders with no apparent connection leads two detectives towards a horrific discovery in this terrifying tale starring Linnea Quigley, Robert Z'Dar and Joe Estevez, and directed by Marc Selz. When two young couples are viciously murdered in the small town of Rockville, the police are baffled and the citizens are terrified. Now, as the body count continues to mount and police investigation hits a standstill, it's up to two detectives to find the missing link and bring the murderous madman to justice
Dark Universe
Act like Rod Kendrick
event1993 star_border 3.6
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On its way back to Earth, the space shuttle Nautilus passes through a cloud of alien spores causing its sole occupant, astronaut Steve Thomas to transform into a blood-thirsty monster. The shuttle crashes into a swampy region of central Florida, creating a situation which threatens contagion and/or death to all who encounter the shuttle or its mutated pilot.
The Flesh Merchant
Act like Captain Jameson
event1993 star_border 4.7
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A team of L.A. detectives hunt down the ringleaders of a sex-slave operation.
Demon Lover
Act like Tom Baldwin
event1992 star_border 6
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Jenny Harris has a rather difficult time with the men in her life: her husband is an abusive clown who cheats on her, and her boss is a rude jerk. Her new neighbor Rebecca proposes that finding herself a fantasy lover is the way to solve her problems. A little séance later, and Jenny does in fact have her very own dream lover. Despite him being a beer-bellied guy with a creepy face, he seems rather irresistible and at first improves Jenny's mood quite a bit. What our heroine doesn't suspect is that her dream lover is in fact an incubus.
The 10th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special
Act like Joe Estevez
event2023 star_border 8
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Join the On Cinema family for a Live evening of celebration, traditional values, and of course, movie magic.
Beyond The Quest
Act like Himself
event2007
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A young immigrant seeking his fortune and new life in America begins to unlock secrets of his forgotten past in unexpected ways thanks to a spiritual connection with a distant stranger he never knew existed. Adam grew up on a small farm in the mountains of communist Poland. Abandoned by his parents at a young age he was raised by a kind, ever-loving woman named Julia Baron. Confronted with the astounding lack of opportunity facing everyone, Adam leaves his home life in search of a better life. With some difficulty getting out of the country, including a threat from his girl friend to turn him in for treason, he arrives in America to find both what he did- and did not- expect. Upon his arrival he finds a limo waiting for him, driven by a mysterious person who takes him on a cross country tripwithout any apparent destination.
Evil Ever After
Act like Narrator
event2006
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Reformed cannibal, Bernie Grisso re-discovers his appetite after being used as a pawn in a malicious game started by his neighbor Ashley, her rotten group of friends and two sadistic cops. Armed with his legendary family's sword and a ravenous midget guardian, Grisso sets out to teach his tormentors a lesson they won't live to forget.
Blonde Heaven
Act like Carl Bibbs
event1995 star_border 3.2
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A coven of vampires operates out of a modeling/escort agency known as Blonde Heaven. Angie came from Oklahoma to find her way into the movie business, but is followed by her boyfriend Kyle. Head vamp Illyana takes a liking to Angie and convinces her to do escort work for the agency, but has other recruiting plans for her as well. While the vampires do their sleazy work around LA (and Angie gets in over her head), Kyle and a vampire hunter team up to try and stop the fiends.
Mark & Clark World Adventurers
Act like Dr. Worthy A. Pennyworth
event2020 star_border 2
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Mark & Clark go on a World Adventure
Deck of Cards
Act like The King of Hearts
event2022 star_border 8.5
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The King of Hearts has disappeared from the Kingdom of Cards. The Joker and his friends set out on a quest to locate him, but there are other forces at play in the Kingdom and someone might have an ace up their sleeve.
Voices from the Graves
Act like Agent Bradley Mulligan
event2006
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A police detective is investigated when he claims to see ghosts.
Sigma Die!
Act like Officer Brubek
event2007 star_border 2.5
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Death is no stranger to Zeta house, where events surrounding a panty raid gone awry have become the stuff of legend. Now, more than 20 years later, death is in the air again as five Zeta girls set up summer residence off-campus.
Caesar and Otto's Summer Camp Massacre
Act like Job Counselor Estevez
event2009 star_border 2.2
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Caesar, an effete tough guy and his slovenly half brother, Otto, have signed up as summer camp counselors. But when the mysterious Carrie shows up, the other counselors start disappearing one by one.
Dark Secrets
Act like Larry
event1996 star_border 4
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Claire Reynolds is an aspiring young reporter working on a story that could be her big break: Justin Deville, a millionaire businessman rumored to be involved in prostitution and an underground S&M club, has been connected with the disappearance of a fashion model. Just how far will Claire be willing to go to get to the bottom of the story, and how will she deal with what she learns about Justin and herself?
Guns of El Chupacabra
Act like Rocket Ranger Dan Danger
event1997 star_border 5
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Guns of El Chupacabra is the Epic Saga of how Jack B. Quick, Space Sheriff (Scott Shaw) battles his way across the galaxy to defeat the intergalactic beats, El Chupacabra and emerges as the Reverend Doctor Saint Francis Blade.
Guns of El Chupacabra 2: The Unseen
Act like Rocket Ranger Dan Danger
event1998
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Guns of El Chupacabra II: The Unseen is a loosely based prequel/sequel to GUNS OF EL CHUPACABRA. This film parallels Guns of El Chupacabra and peers into the lives and motives of some of the characters introduced in GUNS OF EL CHUPACABRA in a more definitive manner.
Lethal Seduction
Act like Gus Gruman
event1997 star_border 4.5
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Someone is killing crime boss Gus Gruman's (Joe Estevez) friends and business associates. Lured into what promises to be a "fun time", the victims are brutally murdered. Detective Trent Jacobson (Chris Mitchum) is obsessed with nailing Gruman for his crimes and solving the grisly homicides with only one unidentified blonde suspect. Gruman's beautiful daughter Mona( Joette Rhodes) is in a relationship with Donny Jacobson, Trent's nephew (David Michie). Donny later finds out she's Gruman's daughter and lies to his uncle about the relationship. Suddenly a gorgeous brunette (Penthouse Pet Of the Year, Julie Strain) meets Donny and he starts a sexual relationship with her. Donny is almost killed when someone sabotages his car and he's hospitalized. As the murders continue, Trent moves in closer to the serial killer and leads to a violent, bloody and explosive shocking climax.
Beach Babes from Beyond
Act like Uncle Bud
event1993 star_border 3.8
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When smokeshow space teens Xena, Sola, and Luna steal Xena's dad's spaceship for an illicit joyride, they run out of gas and come crashing to Earth. There, they meet Dave and Jerry, two equally horny Earth dudes who are good to go and endless scenes of hot, silly, and sultry sex ensue. But when Dave's easy going Uncle Bud is targeted for eviction from his ramshackle beach house, the hormonal honeys must put their libidos aside and enter a bikini contest, the prize money of which will save the day.
The Catcher
Act like Father / Umpire
event1998 star_border 3.4
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In Taft, California, 1981, Johnny (Fred Meyers) is a unassuming baseball hopeful who turned against his stern and demanding father (Joe Estevez) and beat him to death with a baseball bat on a baseball diamond field. 17 years later, Johnny is released from the local insane asylum and begins a killing spree, with his father's ghost as an umpire.
The Dead Reborn
Act like Stan the Investor
event2013 star_border 3
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Horror - From biochemical virus outbreaks to bizarre occult rituals, the dead have risen to walk the Earth once more. In these three chilling tales of the living dead, no one is safe: Can you withstand the heart-pumping horror of The Dead Reborn?
Shattered Faith
Act like Steve Townsend
event2001
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Eric Slater is a well intentioned, if unremarkable man. But when a mysterious woman from his past reenters his life, Eric finds himself pulled into a web of danger, despair, and even death. Stripped of all resources except hope, he must now fight to preserve a life he is no longer convinced worth saving - his own.
Hitman City
Act like Lt. O'Leary
event2003
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HITMAN CITY follows the exploits of Jericho Ryder AKA Big Action, (Scott Shaw) an assassin with a mystic twist on his need for the extermination of those who have wronged society.
DeathBed
Act like Art
event2002 star_border 3.9
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When Karen and her significant other move to a new apartment, they discover an old antique bed. Karen absolutely loves it and she soon allows it to inspire her artwork. However, a series of disturbing dreams begin to haunt Karen. Eventually she starts to become unhinged and her paranoia overtakes every aspect of her life.
The Craven Cove Murders
Act like Marvin
event2002 star_border 6
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Lucas Swan, owner of a bed and breakfast, authored a book on a rash of murders a few years before. The murders begin anew, and when police refuse to listen, Swan sets out to kill the killer, only to learn afterward that he somehow survived.
Children of Dracula
Act like Narrator (voice)
event1994 star_border 10
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A documentary about people who claim to be real vampires. Learn their daily routines, what they eat, where they sleep and how they feast on real human blood.
Inner Rage
Act like Sheriff McCarthy
event2006 star_border 3.5
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A weekend of darkness entraps a small group of lowlifes held up at a secluded bordello, as their leader transgresses slowly into total insanity.
Tales from the Grave
Act like Stan the Investor
event2004 star_border 3.6
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See 3 deadly and chilling TALES FROM THE GRAVE! In "Beyond Death", a renegade band of young filmmakers breaks into an abandoned hospital and open a portal that releases dozens of zombies. In "Brides of the Dead", the Reality-TV program "Chill Challenge" sends five sexy models into a haunted old building. And finally "The Rotten Dead", 3 pranksters release the wrath of an aged witch.
Tales from the Grave
Act like Vinnie
event2003
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A horror anthology comprised of four stories.
See Jane Run
Act like Andrew Kessler Sr.
event2007 star_border 6.5
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See Jane Run is a horror film from jenkev productions, Inc. about psychological instability, religion, suburbia and good old Texas BBQs. In the same vein as classic horror movies from the 1970s, this film begins with four teenagers picking up a hitchhiker. When the advice from a local auto mechanic turns deadly, the travelers find themselves trapped in a warped version of the American dream from which only a disturbed mind can escape.
Eagleheart: Paradise Rising
Act like Joe Estevez
event2013
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Chris Monsanto, disgraced Marshal turned fugitive from justice, goes on a journey of both heart and mind to clear his name and uncover the truth.
Doctor Spine
Act like Doctor Spine Sr.
event2011 star_border 3.2
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Meet Doctor Spine, a meek chiropractor with a very dark past that comes back to haunt him. Watch, as a life spent helping others spirals downward into a miasma of madness. Directed by John Wesley Norton.
Double Deception
Act like Burt Chapman
event2000 star_border 4
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Mr. Ozaki, a Japanese conglomerate businessman living in Los Angeles, hires a beautiful young double (Maria) to protect his real daughter (Lisa) from harm. When Maria is kidnapped by a professional crime organization for a $2 million ransom, her bodyguard, Luke Campbell, conceives a plan to rescue her. By kidnapping the real Lisa Ozaki and turning her over to the kidnappers, Luke hopes to save Maria, and ultimately Lisa, as he knows her father will only pay the ransom for his daughter and not the double. However, the bodyguards hired to watch Lisa have another plan in mind. About to lose their jobs for losing Lisa when they were supposed to keep an eye on her at all times, they decide to steal the ransom money and rescue Lisa, in an attempt to be the heroes and save their jobs
Fatal Pulse
Act like Ernie
event1988 star_border 5
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A girl is killed and raped minutes after fighting with her boyfriend (Jeff) and he left her. Jeff is the assistant of professor Caldwell at the university, and he wanted to return with his old girlfriend (Lisa). The girl lived with another five girls, including Lisa. All these girls begin to be killed, one by one, in different and strange ways. The main suspect is Jeff.
The Wendy Kerby Valentine’s Day Special
Act like Joe Estevez
event2022 star_border 8
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Stroll down Valentine’s lane with Wendy Kerby and other friends of the HEI Network.
Got Papers?
Act like Epstein
event2003 star_border 6
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Got Papers?, is a comedy about a newly relocated immigrant from Mexico to the US, who encounters a variety of characters, including a drug smuggling nun using an orphanage as a cover, crooked lawyers, well-meaning angels in heaven and Satan himself. Along the way, our unlikely hero saves the world, when all he wants is to help others and get his "papers".
Flesh, TX
Act like Henry
event2009 star_border 2
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In the middle of nowhere, in Flesh, TX, lives a crazed and disturbed inbred family, the Barleys. When Donna Parker (Eleni Krimitsos) and her daughter Tabitha (Jada Kline) stop for gas, little do they know what really goes on there. Once Tabitha disappears from the gas station, Donna summons the help of the local sheriff (Dale Denton) who is not all he is cracked up to be. Donna becomes convinced that somehow everything in this crazy town is connected; after she encounters Sugar Barley (Kathleen Benner), the local prostitute, the hunt to find her daughter is on. Will she have to visit the Barley house on the edge of town? No human should ever have to see what happens in the Barley house in Flesh, TX....pop.666
The Roller Blade Seven
Act like Saint O'ffender
event1991 star_border 3
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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission.
Werewolf
Act like Joel
event1997 star_border 2.1
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After an archaeological team in Arizona unearths a werewolf skeleton and one of them develops symptoms of lycanthropy before dying, the dig's foreman, Yuri, tries to infect other townspeople as an experiment. When a science writer named Paul takes up residence in the town to cover the dig and develops a romantic interest in a female team member, Yuri makes Paul his next target.
Doonby
Act like Cyrus Reaper
event2013 star_border 4.5
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A handsome drifter, without a past, gets off an interstate bus in a small Texas town and finds work at Leroy's Country Blues Bar....and the mystery begins.
Cordoba Nights
Act like Sal
event2007 star_border 7
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Finn (Raymond Turturro), drives around in an old car at night with a portable record player in the back seat pumping out a variety of tunes to help him make it through the night. Why is he out driving around every night? Because he's a burned out pizza delivery guy delivering pizzas in a city that seems as burned out as he is.
American Tigers
Act like General Clay
event1996 star_border 4.2
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Terrorists from all countries are to be reunited in order to join forces against their governments. The USA army notice it. A group of assassins, waiting in jail to be executed by firing squad get the chance to be exonerated if they participate in the secret mission of killing the terrorists. But they have to train under the strict military style of Sergeant Ransom.
Corruption.Gov
Act like President James Marshall
event2010 star_border 3.5
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African exchange student, Stan Rohamba arrives in the U.S., excited to be a part of the "model democratic system". While campaigning for a powerful American senator, Stan uncovers a host of dishonest activity leading directly back to his home country of Mombaire. His discoveries could cost him his life
The Lights
Act like Cade
event2009 star_border 4
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As the foursome watches the eerie nocturnal spectacle of The Lights, a local natural phenomenon, someone is watching them.
Iron Soldier
Act like General Brooks
event2010 star_border 5.2
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Scientists have created a robot that promises to be a powerful weapon for the U.S. Military. However, a group of renegades break into the base in an attempt to steal the metal soldier.
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
Act like Meeks
event2013 star_border 4
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Kids at a first-time offenders' boot camp discover the legend of lumberjack Paul Bunyan is real, but is much more horrifying than they could have imagined. They incur the wrath of the 15-foot monstrous giant, who was banished from town 100 years ago and thought dead.
Double Blast
Act like Nadir
event1994 star_border 4.8
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Two kids with martial arts training and their black belt father rescue a professor from gangsters who want a stone tablet that she has discovered may lead to untold riches.
Abaddon
Act like Atticus
event2021 star_border 3
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A sassy bounty hunter and her convict boyfriend free a society from the clutches of a repressive theocratic police state.
Niemand
Act like Eutic
event2021
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Colonial Western mystery surrounding an enigmatic stranger and his apocalyptic effects on the small town he passes through.
Toad Warrior
Act like Mickey O'Malley
event1996 star_border 1.8
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This film follows the lead character, Max Hell, who goes on a mission to rescue Dr. Trixi T from the clutches of the evil Mickey O'Malley.
Max Hell Frog Warrior
Act like Mickey O'Malley
event2002 star_border 2
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Scott Shaw stars as the lone samurai, MAX HELL, on the trail of the serum which was unleashed to turn all of humanity into Toads.
Caesar and Otto's Deadly Xmas
Act like Joe
event2012 star_border 3.2
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Caesar and Otto are employed with Xmas Enterprises and have run into a little problem. It seems a disgruntled Santa (employee) has a new list this year…instead of checking who’s Naughty or Nice…he has Who’s Next on the Kill List. That’s right Santa is on a Killing Spree and looks to blame Caesar and Otto!
Jumping For Joy
Act like Coach Layden
event2002
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Bobbie Dean is a great basketball player who takes a rag-tag bunch of boys and turns them into a real team. But There's one big problem, Bobbie is a girl and the boys don't know it. It's 1964 when girls aren't allowed to play boys basketball. Are Bobbie's dreams worth sacrificing to help her team win a state championship?
The Appearing
Act like Mental Man
event2013 star_border 3.7
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A woman once possessed by a mysterious entity uncovers a shocking secret about her past and must face the demon that is lurking inside of her.
Two Coyotes
Act like Sr. Acosta
event2001 star_border 4
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A drug runner takes over a lucrative drug business only to find his new found empire crumble when a deal goes bad.
Mexican American
Act like Diego
event2007 star_border 7.5
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A washed-up Mexican-American prize fighter is just starting to get back on his feet when his daughter is kidnapped while investigating a political splinter group in Mexico. The police and the State Department are little help, so he must take justice into his own hands and rescue her from the clutches of a bizarre racist cult.
Reed's Point
Act like Steve
event2022 star_border 5
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A vehicle crash in the Pine Barrens leads to a missing teen which raises conspiracy theories about the infamous Jersey Devil legend. On the anniversary of the crash, Sarah Franklin, convinced her cousin Kelsey is alive, goes out to the crash site with Alex, Kelsey's boyfriend, to investigate. Things go downhill quickly as Sarah and Alex uncover what really lurks in the woods.
The 8th Annual Live 'On Cinema' Oscar Special
Act like Joe Estevez
event2021 star_border 8
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Launching his new media service the "Hei Network," entrepreneur Tim Heidecker, along with film buff co-host Gregg Turkington, returns for another year of Oscars commentary, as well as a birthday tribute to Al Pacino, a revolutionary new skincare product, and a thrilling finale.
Guns & Lipstick
Act like Sanders
event1995 star_border 2
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A female private investigator's latest client turns up murdered, and she is thrust into a deadly underworld of bi-sexual strippers, a Chinese Godfather with a taste for young girls and the hunt for one very elusive gem.
Motorcycle Cheerleading Mommas
event1997
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Exploitation comedy
Legend of The Roller Blade Seven
Act like Saint O'ffender
event1993 star_border 5
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In a post-apocalyptic world where rollerblading is the chief means of travel, the evil Pharoah sends his minions outside the Wheel Zone to abduct a psychic. The psychic has been trained in the way of the samurai, but has shunned her training to become a Passive. Once abducted, her brother joins forces with others to try and rescue her, but they face many challenges from the Dark Side.
Meltdown
Act like Agent Winslow
event2005 star_border 7.7
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Meltdown is a action/adventure film about a FBI agent who goes deep undercover to bring down a crime syndicate. When his cover is blown the mob and FBI want him dead. His only hope of survival is a female agent who is willing to break the rules to help save his life. Out numbered and out gunned it is a deadly fight to the finish.
Slow Moe
event2010 star_border 5
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Marvin Mobley dreams of becoming a great baseball player but no matter how much he practices or how hard he tries, he doesn't improve. His dream finally comes true when he finds a mysterious pair of glasses that turns him into the greatest baseball player his town has ever seen. After the glasses disappear, Marvin doesn't believe he can play but with the support of his team he learns that winning doesn't mean anything if you can't be proud of how you play the game.
Death Row
Act like Thornton
event2007 star_border 3.7
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As eight convicts serve their sentences in a work-release program at a creepy abandoned prison, an unknown killer stalks them.
Equal Impact
Act like Donald Moss
event1995
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In this martial arts actioner, a pair of twins must utilize their considerable karate skills after they kill an enemy in self-defense. Stakes become higher and the situation more intense when one of them is abducted.
The Haunting of Pearson Place
Act like Bob Osberg
event2012 star_border 1.5
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A yuppie couple (in their mid thirties) buy a vacant house in the country in order to convert it to a bed and breakfast. The House, has other plans.
Retreads
event1988
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A biker reunion is hassled by IRA men.
The Hatfields and the McCoys
Act like Troy Hatfield
event1975 star_border 10
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A retelling of the famous feud between two mountain families, the Hatfields and the McCoys, in rural Kentucky and West Virginia in the late 1800s.
Terminal Exposure
Act like Eskenezy
event1987 star_border 5.4
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Two beach combing-shutterbugs accidentally capture a murder on film. Now detectives, the boys set out to capture a murderess shot only from behind, with a rose tattoo on her behind. Fun in the sun turns dangerous when they end up shooting bullets instead of film.
Sir Isengord and the Theory of the Magnificent Spinning Quanto Quasi Table
Act like Sir Isengord
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Sir Isengord tells the story-in a roundabout, nearly nonsensical way-of a professor who traps his consciousness in a little black box after his death in the 1800s. The movie makes real the elements of the meme's cerebral universe, giving Sir Isengord a classroom, the black box that holds his mind, and a present-day team of fake scientists investigating his ideas and life. The professor himself speaks as a hologram created by an old-school transparency projector.
Winner Takes All
Act like Dick
event1998 star_border 5
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Two rapper childhood friends turn to the quick and easy life of crime to support their needy parents. But after a foiled robbery, one of them is jailed while the other flees, changes his name, joins the military, and grows up to become a narcotics agent.
Cake: A Wedding Story
Act like Ken Willoughby
event2007
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When two star-crossed lovers, set on eloping, are forced into having a big wedding, the bride develops a plan of her own. Unfortunately, the groom is not privy to the plan. Meanwhile, family and friends start to take sides at a reception for a wedding that never took place!
Baby Ghost
Act like Winslow Cobblepott
event1995 star_border 1
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Several people get haunted by a malicious baby ghost while being locked in their high rise overnight.
Gunfight at Yuma
Act like Reverend Hearting
event2012 star_border 5.3
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Seven Years after his wife's murder and the events that changed his life, Caleb Williams has become a gunfighter known as The Tailor.
San Franpsycho
Act like Detective Bill Culp
event2006 star_border 1.5
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Two detectives hunt a serial killer who is sending cryptic messages about his crimes to a local reporter.
A Perfect Life
Act like Mr. Samuels
event2011 star_border 3.7
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(Long Synopsis) "In this sexy, urban psychological-thriller, handsome Andrew Walters (Johan Earl) leads A Perfect Life, with a high-powered career as a corporate executive and his adoring, beautiful, blonde wife, Helen (Heidi Houghting), by his side. But Andrew lives a parallel existence that Helen knows nothing about and not since Fatal Attraction has an extra-marital affair gone so terribly wrong. When Rachel (Amelia Kaldor) decides she’s no longer happy as the other woman and that their relationship has no future, she plots a deadly, heart-stopping “game” of truth-or-dare in which she makes all the rules. Also starring Joe Estevez and Belinda Gosbee."
DECKER: CLASSIFIED
Act like President Jason Davidson
event2014 star_border 10
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Agents Jack Decker and Jonathan Kington fight to protect America.
I.R.A. King of Nothing
Act like Seamus
event2007 star_border 2.3
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A disgruntled IRA member becomes Ireland's biggest threat to the peace process.
The Heat Chamber
event2005 star_border 4
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A down-on-his-luck race car driver finds a lurid way to make money.
Alien Danger! With Raven Van Slender
Act like Not The President
event2021
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The first Raven adventure
Fatal Justice
Act like Ian 'Mars' Connor
event1994 star_border 4
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Somewhere near the Texas-Louisiana border, the CIA maintains a force of domestic assassins. So secret is their work that their retirement program is a bullet in the head. Up-and-coming hitwoman, Diana, gets the order to dispatch Mars, a legendary CIA killer who's reached "retirement" age. She stalks him while he's in the bush leading a training exercise for recruits. Her pushy boyfriend Rick, also a CIA operative, insists on coming with her. Behind the scenes, a power play within the agency pits Ted Harmon against section boss George Marshall.
The First Time
Act like Sailor
event1982 star_border 4
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An emotionally troubled teenage girl drops out of high school and travels with her boyfriend to San Diego, while the girl's mother enlists the help of an old U.S. Navy friend to help find her daughter.
Fatal Pursuit
Act like Morier
event1995 star_border 4
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A rugged P.I. and a gorgeous insurance investigator search for diamonds stolen in a brutal robbery
The California Kid
Act like Don McCord
event1974 star_border 6.2
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A sadistic small-town sheriff has a habit of deliberately forcing speeders to their deaths on the mountain roads leading into town. The brother of one of the victims rolls into town in his hot rod to investigate his brother's death.
L.A. Goddess
Act like Walt
event1993 star_border 4
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A stuntwoman on a western picture takes over the lead role when the star's alcohol problems prove too much, and she finds herself gradually falling in love with the film's producer.
Eye of the Stranger
Act like Sheriff
event1993 star_border 4.4
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A stranger comes into town and causes a stir when he stands up for the townfolk, in the face of the intimidation tactics from Mayor Howard Baines. The scheming mayor wants to buy up all the local properties, and has hired two thugs to help 'persuade' the owners to sell.
The Caretakers
Act like Parker
event2014 star_border 2.2
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An aging caretaker for a powerful vampire must help hunt down a rogue half-breed vampire at the same time that he trains his two new apprentices.
Decker Vs. Dracula: Behind The Truth
Act like Joe Estevez
event2015 star_border 9
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Decker creator and star, Tim Heidecker, sheds light on the troubled production, Decker Vs. Dracula.
The Perfect Candidate
Act like Joe Estevez
event2012 star_border 7
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Two unlikely running mates seek the nation's highest office.
The Death of Hollywood
Act like Graham Samuels
star_border 6
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A screenwriter switches identities with the big-shot Hollywood producer who stole his screenplay.
Return of the Roller Blade Seven
Act like Saint O'ffender
event1993 star_border 4.7
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This film follows the further adventures of the lone samurai Hawk, as he continues his battle to defeat the evil Pharaoh, Saint Offender and the Black Knight. Guided by his Psychic, Hawk ultimate defeats his adversaries and brings order to the universe.
Vampire Boulevard
Act like Mr. Big Shot
event2004
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Lost in the realms of 1970's Hollywood, VAMPIRE BLVD. follows Jasmine Lee, an actress from Hong Kong, who has come to Hollywood with dreams of stardom. Instead, she is tracked down by an ancient cult of mutant samurai sword carrying vampires, seeking to steal the powers she never knew she possessed. Her only hope is the protection of two down-and-out Private Investigators.
Millenium Day
Act like President
event1995
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A movie about aliens trying to fight each other; one side wanting to destroy the earth and the other wanting to save it. A lot of stock footage of tanks and cars exploding along with the United States and Red China fighting each other.
Gator King
Act like The Sheriff
event1997 star_border 2
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An environmental activist attempts to stop a dastardly villain who imports alligators from China in order to slaughter them for their meat in the US.
You're Melting!
Act like Dr. Richard Smothers
event2022
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A Witch Doctor with a vendetta. The worlds new plastic normal is anything but! See the victims of marketing and cosmetic surgery melt in this tale of terror.
Rollergator
Act like Chico Dennis
event1996 star_border 2.7
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A young teenage girl tries to help a small, purple-colored, jive-talking alligator escape from the clutches of a greedy carnival owner as well as an assortment of various characters so he can be reunited with his owner.
Memorial Day
Act like Agency / Willard's Contact (uncredited)
event1999 star_border 5
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An embittered satellite expert gets the opportunity for revenge against the USA by aiding terrorists in a plan to destroy the country's military base.
Unconditional Love
Act like Ron Chambers
event1994 star_border 2
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Arthur Egeli directs this multifaceted romance set on the beaches of Cape Cod, the story of young painter Steven Buchanan (Pablo Bryant) and his interactions with three beautiful women vying to be his muse. There's Melissa (Isabelle Dahlin), the student who admires him; Theresa (Jessica Brytn Flannery), the model who inspires him; and Mary (Aleksandra Kaniak), the fellow artist who transforms him.
Dark Crossing
Act like Principal Travis
event2010 star_border 2
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Emilio (Jairo Osuna) is a Mexican teenager who tries to save his younger sister after she's abducted by relatives who cross into the United States. But Emilio's own attempt at an illegal crossing lands him in the clutches of a ruthless drug smuggler (James Bardo). When he finally reaches the U.S., Emilio gets help from a sympathetic car mechanic (Damian Chapa) but still faces daunting odds in the violent world that the border has created.
Silent Fury
event1994 star_border 6
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After his friend is caught and killed by some drug dealers, a former commander of special forces search revenge.
Deck of Cards: What Went Wrong
Act like Joe Estevez
event2022
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Expertly moderated by the King of Hearts Joe Estevez, the much-awaited debate between HEI Network President Tim Heidecker and original Deck of Cards writer and director Gregg Turkington allows viewers to finally learn the truth behind the production of one of Hollywood's most storied and contentious releases ever.
Blood on the Badge
Act like Captain Burton
event1992 star_border 3
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A cop goes to a small Texas town to find out who murdered his former partner there.
Armed for Action
Act like Detective West
event1992 star_border 4
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A cop tracks down the mobster who escaped his custody while being escorted cross-country to stand trial.
Dark Rider
Act like Anthony Sandini
event1991 star_border 5
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A sheriff in a small Nevada town goes up against a gang that's using his town to illegally dump toxic waste.
Interpersonal Exopolitics
Act like James Ebins
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Mankind's relationship with Extraterrestrials, itself, and its vices are explored through sex, song & soda.
Onion Syrup
Act like Bruce
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In this musical comedy, three friends are all looking for something. John (Victor Quintero) loses his job and needs money, Jackson (Sam Johnston) loses his drug connections, and needs drugs, and Barry (Michael Blevins) loses his girlfriend, and needs a woman. After many separate attempts to get what they want, they join forces and form a band called Onion Syrup. They recruit a singer named Nicky (Jenna Miller) and before long they're playing in bars around the country. But what John, Jackson, and Barry soon find out, is that what they wanted, they really didn't need, and what they needed, they had all along.
King's Man
Act like Carl
event2010
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Children are targeted by a syndicate and forced into the sex trade. Distressed by the disappearance of her nieces while returning to Mexico Laura turns to a local minister who believes that God can help him get back the missing children.
Days of Light
Act like Papa Stryker
event2010
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After extreme global warming hit earth, Humans made every effort to stay alive in underground compounds.They joined forces as the UHC (United Human Compounds) and maintained connection through the Mainframe (internet).Our heroine is a young girl, the only survivor of her community, living underground. After her father is killed by vandals, she is forced to go 'topside' (above ground) to find others in order to survive.
PrimeMates
Act like Joe
event2010
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Primemates is a disturbing and honest conversation among four men in an exclusive cigar shop. They talk about love, relationships, and sex. While exploring men's fascination with younger women, Primemates delves into many political taboos usually associated with the intellectual.
The Magic Dragon
Act like Maxamo
event2011
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A shady nightclub owner hires a well know female henchmen to pros wade a unwilling Magicians to perform at his new club.
Autism and Cake
Act like Jim
event2012
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A grandfather struggles with the acceptance of his autistic grandson.
Turning Point
Act like The Boss
event2013
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A compelling drama of complacence, karma, moral justifications and redemption. A Nigerian-American playboy deals with the consequences after abandoning his American sweetheart for an arranged wife from back home.
Plastic Films
Act like Chopra
event2012
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After landing a job at a local video store called Happy Films, Daniel starts receiving threatening home made DVD's in the drop box. Now he must piece together a killer's puzzle before time runs out for him and the people he cares about.
Inside Out
Act like Mr. Phelps
event2011
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Trang loses faith in God when his mother succumbs to cancer. But soon realizes that God never forsakes his children.
Very Frightening Tales
Act like Bill
event2023
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An anthology of seven frightening tales involving a ballerina, a retiring hitman, a mysterious package, immigrants escaping to a better life, a deadly nightmare, an insightful fortune teller and an actor who would kill to get the part.
Decker: Unclassified
Act like President Jason Davidson
event2016 star_border 10
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President Davidson Jr. recounts some of Jack Decker's patriotic adventures to the hero's son and protege, Jack Decker Jr. While they are talking about the past accomplishments, a powerful enemy starts to plot against Decker Jr.
Pandemic Undead
Act like Anchor Man
event2022
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An FBI raid reveals terrorists poisoning the water supply in a small town as a group of college students head to Pismo Beach for spring break debauchery.
Placebo
Act like Professor Harris
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Placebo follows eight early/mid twenty-something men and women as they enter a clinical testing for insomnia. For three days, and one thousand dollars a day, The Research Group places the eight subjects in a secluded location for three days, after they have taken the pill and spent one night in their quarantine facility.
Koreatown
Act like Father Glaslow
event2009
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A father has one mission: Save the life of his little girl.
Alibi
Act like Detective Lombardi
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Pain, not just war, makes strange bedfellows. In bed, APRIL SANCHEZ and JENNA BRYANT hatch a plan to turn the plot of Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train" into reality. The two women, who met by accident in a bar, quickly became secret lovers, and shared not only their bodies, but their innermost anger and sorrow. Now, they will each kill the others' "spouse"; and since there is no connection between the two, no one will suspect them. The Perfect Murder. But, true to any Hitchcock movie, things are not always what they seem to be.
The 11th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special LIVE from AmatoCon
Act like Joe Estevez
event2024 star_border 6
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Join us Virtually Online through an exclusive LIVE STREAM AMATOCON Experience and be part of The Hei Way Keynote Address and the Closing Night AmatoCon Celebration! Due to the timing of this event, the live stream will also feature LIMITED Oscar Coverage from Movie Expert Gregg Turkington.
Decker: Unsealed
Act like President Jason Davidson/ President Jason Davidson Jr.
event2017 star_border 10
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In this entry in the "Decker" franchise, President Davidson Jr. recounts some of Jack Decker's patriotic adventures to the hero's son and protege, Jack Decker Jr. While they are talking about the past accomplishments, a powerful enemy starts to plot against Decker Jr. to avenge the murder of his father. "Decker" co-creators Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington star in the live-action series as Decker Jr. and CIA codebreaker Jonathan Kington, respectively.
Pay to Die
Act like Jeff Simmons
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While putting together a horror movie, a group of filmmakers are terrorized by a killer after hiring the wrong person for the job.
Decker: Mindwipe
Act like President Jason Davidson
event2017 star_border 10
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Special Agent Jack Decker has been left with an empty mind after all of his memories have been erased. Master codebreaker Jonathan Kington is one of Decker's close friends and colleagues who attempt to help him regain his memories. Kington and others recount fascinating stories from Decker's past in hopes that they can help him regain his identity and once again become the man he once was. Show creators Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington star as Decker and Kington, respectively.
Demolition Highway
Act like Xavier Cardone
event1996 star_border 3
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Frank (Danny Fendley) spent five years in prison for refusing to rat on his boss, Xavier (Joe Estevez). While he was locked up, Xavier inexplicably had Frank's girlfriend killed and took his cash; now that he's out, Frank wants payback. He finds his former employer, but at the same time realizes Xavier's about to do the same thing to another innocent victim. Can Frank exact revenge and save the girl from Xavier's clutches before it's too late?
Murder in Law
Act like Bill
event1989 star_border 3.5
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A young man's mother comes from Louisiana to live with her son in San Francisco. What her son doesn't know is that Mom was confined to a mental hospital in Louisiana, and she murdered an orderly to escape.
Hawk Warrior of the Wheelzone
Act like Saint Offender
event2012
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Feature film directed by Donald G. Jackson
Squanderers
Act like Lt. Ford
event1993 star_border 2
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A security guard using video surveillance to watch a parking lot sees a man stash a suitcase in a car immediately before he is apprehended by the police. After everyone is gone, the guard gets the bag from the car and discovers it has $300,000 in it. He and his pals then set off on a spending spree. Of course, the bag belongs to mobsters who soon come after the men who stole their bag.
Flatbed Annie & Sweetie Pie: Lady Truckers
Act like Attendant
event1979 star_border 5
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This engaging made-for-television movie follows the adventures of Ginny "Sweetie Pie" LaRosa (Kim Darby), who needs money after her trucker husband, Jack (Fred Willard), is shot by hijackers. Fortunately, she finds a partner in Flatbed Annie (Annie Potts), a freewheelin' driver. The women form an unlikely but profitable friendship while fending off the repo man who wants the truck and the criminals who are after the cocaine hidden in it.
Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
Act like Joe Estevez
event1996 star_border 2.3
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A young vampire, named Selena, resides in Los Angeles and has her mute lackey Monk hunt down women to kill and drink their blood. Selena brings into her small group Antonio, a hulking wolf-man to assist and further terrorize the people of L.A. In the meantime, a dogged police inspector and a resourceful young woman try to piece together the strange murders and disappearances before more victims turn up.
Disaster Wars: Earthquake vs. Tsunami
Act like Colonel Brayman
event2013 star_border 5.6
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Deep underwater in the Marianas Trench an accident results in a devastating Tsunami that destroys the Hawaiian Islands as it continues toward the west coast. Panic ensues all up and down the western coast of North and South America. In an attempt to lessen its impact, scientists launch an underwater explosion that inadvertently makes the tsunami more powerful and focused on Los Angeles. Scientists rush to a solution while the military begins planning for the worst. Los Angeles begins emergency evacuation. Lives and loves are lost even as a brash young grad student comes up with a solution: start the mother of all earthquakes to counter the rushing torrent and raise the continental shelf off the coast of the United States.
Chasing Gold
Act like Larry
event2016
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Alone after losing his family in a car accident, a retiring police commander attempts to help a daughter he never knew escape heroin addiction and a past that endangers her, while investigating his best friend's murder.
Not Another B Movie
Act like Joe
event2011 star_border 5.6
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An adept spoof of cinema's behind-the-scenes experiences, Not Another B Movie combines frightening and disgusting zombies with frightening and disgusting hack directions to tell a hilarious story! With a cast that includes Ed Asner, Joe Estevez and David Faustino, it's an insightful romp through the horror film industry and the horrors of the film industry.
Drawing Blood
Act like Chief O'Rielly
event2005 star_border 3.5
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Bodies begin to pile up the moment George Adam's wife leaves town for the weekend. George's past comes back to him, but its nothing like his current life in a safe, calm suburban home.
European Night
Act like Frederick Walther
event1993
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An aspiring actress falls for her leading man and passion ignites. When a series of murders haunts the estate where the actors are filming, her leading man no longer seems to be perfect and she is forced into a deadly choice.
No Rest for the Wicked
Act like Eric Lousel
event1998 star_border 4
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Father William is an ambitious Catholic priest and former Vietnam veteran sucked into a world of crime, drugs, and duplicity. He investigates the murder of an old army buddy of his which leads him to a mysterious femme fatal, named Angelica. She draws him into a world of surreal weirdness while helping him look for his friend's killers.
The Voices from Beyond
Act like Agent Milligan
event2012
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A Chicago Police Detective is being investigated by Internal Affairs for misconduct following his confession of ghost sightings.
Untitled Horror Comedy
Act like Chips Fisher
event2009 star_border 1.5
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The Cast and Crew of a shoe string budget horror film are in for more than they bargained for when they travel to a desolate house in the woods run by the eccentric Aunt Bee.
Maximum Justice
Act like Snoopy Jones
event1998 star_border 6
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A man infiltrates the Los Angeles underworld, which is controlled by mobsters who will stop at nothing to exploit the weak and overpower the strong.
Mob Daze
Act like Uncle Mel
event2002
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A group of teenagers avenge the death of their friend at the hands of the mafia.
The Searcher
event1996
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The Searcher is on the search.
Point Dume
Act like Lt. McSorley
event1995 star_border 2
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A production assistant gets caught up in the world's most complicated drug deal.
Banned, Exploited & Blacklisted: The Underground Work of Controversial Filmmaker Shane Ryan
Act like (segment "The Making of Samurai Cop 2")
event2020
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A collection of Ryan's work including short films, music videos, trailers/clips from both released feature films and uncompleted features, concept trailers, behind-the-scenes footage, interviews, and Ryan's childhood filmmaker beginnings.
The Zero Boys
Act like Killer
event1986 star_border 5
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A group of friends travel to a wilderness area to play a survival game. Soon they unexpectedly find themselves in a real-life survival situation.
Resurrection Mary
Act like Wilkes
event2005 star_border 4.7
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Drawn into a fiery affair with a mysterious woman named Mary who he met on the side of a darkened road, an engaged man finds his impending union threatened by an urban legend brought to terrifying life. It seemed that in Amy, Shawn had found everything he could ever want in life. Then, just six months before their wedding, Shawn met Mary.
Tim and Toni's Guide To Couple's Massage
Act like Narrator (voice)
event2024
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Please join Host Tim Heidecker and beloved past guest and also Ex-Wife Toni Newman for an educational video on the benefits of couple's massage.
Lockdown
Act like Dieter
event1991 star_border 6.3
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Cop is framed for murder and sent to prison.
Dillinger and Capone
Act like Roy
event1995 star_border 5.4
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In 1934, J. Edgar Hoover and the boys made headlines for mowing down John Dillinger in a hail of bullets outside Chicago's Biograph theater. But in fact, according to this Jon Purdy gangster thriller, the Feds iced Dillinger's brother. Fast-forward five years, when mobster kingpin Al Capone (F. Murray Abraham) gives the real Dillinger (Martin Sheen) an offer he can't refuse: rob millions from a secluded vault or watch his wife and child get whacked.
The Platinum Triangle
Act like Roland Geiger
event1989 star_border 6.7
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A detective investigates a of case of a beautiful woman murdered along with lover.
Starstruck
Act like Detective Miller
event1995 star_border 2
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A psychotic serial killer turns his "hobby" into movie productions, that show his victims' fates.
Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance
Act like Captain Harmon
event2015 star_border 3.7
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25 years later after the events of Samurai Cop (1991), Detective Frank Washington is forced to team up with his long estranged partner Joe Marshall to solve a series of assassinations being committed by a secret group of female vigilante killers.
Flatland
Act like Abbott Square (voice)
event2007 star_border 5.6
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Set in a world of only two dimensions inhabited by sentient geometric shapes, the story follows Arthur Square and his ever-curious granddaughter Hex. When a mysterious visitor arrives from Spaceland, Arthur and Hex must come to terms with the truth of the third dimension, risking dire consequences from the evil Circles that have ruled Flatland for a thousand years.
Cyber Seeker
Act like Michael Slade
event1993 star_border 2.7
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The year 2020 finds martial artist and desert ranger Ryan Steele (Roger Lee) in a future he'd never dreamed of: a post-apocalyptic nightmare where viruses have destroyed or mutated most of the world's population. Now there is one man in New Los Angeles bent on destroying the city with a deadly vial of bacteria known as "The Reaper," which he plans to release into the city's air supply. Aided by the mysterious wasteland dweller Isaac (Don Stroud), Steele is determined to find the maniac and his deadly cyborg henchman (world karate champion, Michael Laurin) before it is too late for all mankind.
Vatos
Act like Papa
event2002 star_border 2
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An ex-convict determined to go straight finds himself unwittingly drawn back into the lucrative drug trade.
Broken Bars
Act like Jack Dillon
event1995 star_border 3.3
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Typical low budget action thriller about an undercover cop forced to infiltrate a tough American jail
Rice Girl
Act like Alan
event2014 star_border 1
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To land a role in the movie Hooker X, Asian American actress Windy (Cheryl Ling) researches what life is like as a prostitute. After being mistaken for a real call girl by undercover cops, Windy runs into trouble with a group of thugs and a huge wrestler. Poking fun at the entertainment industry as well as Asian stereotypes, this independent comedy co-stars Pat Morita, Martin Kove and Dean Haglund.
Quiet Days in Hollywood
Act like Pick-Up Guy
event1997 star_border 3.7
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Behind the glitz and glamour of Tinseltown exists a harsh reality. Lolita is a streetwalker hustling for business on Hollywood Blvd. Julie is a waitress coping with a sexual assault. Peter is struggling to come to terms with his sexuality. Their lives touch each other in ways they never expected.
Killer Story
Act like Fortunato
event2004 star_border 5
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Three very modern adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe stories. Two old-time pulp writers get together to spin some horrific yarns, only they don't know they are caught up in a horror story of their own making.
Shut Up and Shoot!
Act like Frank Warburg
event2006 star_border 2.8
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A movie producer hatches a scheme to have an actor (Silvio Pollio) kill his fellow filmmakers.
Breakaway
Act like Grey
event1996 star_border 2.7
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Myra is a trusted courier for drug-lord Anton. When she wants to retire, Anton plans to make sure her retirement is very permanent; as in dead.
Red Line
Act like Tow Truck Driver
event1995 star_border 6.6
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A car thief is seen stealing, and is blackmailed into stealing more cars for someone else's profit.
Sebastian
Act like Conrad Barnes
event2012 star_border 2
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Is Sebastian an angel sent from God or a psychopathic serial killer?
Scary Tales: The Return of Mr. Longfellow
Act like Desk Clerk
event2003
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After the events in the first Scary Tales movie, Mr Longfellow (Joel D. Wynkoop) has moved on from his bogus job placement agency to a new venture, to allow him to tell his fantastical tales. Welcome to "Mr. Longfellow's Used Car Lot."
South of Reno
Act like Hector
event1988 star_border 4.8
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In a drab desert town, some 200 miles south of Reno, an indecisive man with an unfaithful wife dreams of someday, someday, taking charge of his drifting life.
Carnival of Wolves
Act like Al
event1995
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Four men plan a robbery in a pub
Karate Raider
Act like Bill Digger
event1995 star_border 1
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Jake Turner is back on a rescue mission to liberate an attractive female Drug Enforcement officer captured and held prisoner by an American drug lord in the jungles of Colombia.
Bimbo Movie Bash
Act like Joe (archive footage)
event1997 star_border 3.2
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This movie is a great compilation of the very silliest clips from some of the most awful "bimbo movies" of the past twenty years. It is laughably cheap. The only things added are some subtitles, dubing, and music. Made up from such fine films as "Assault of the Killer Bimbos". They are stringed together to form a "plot" about aliens. Lots of pointless nudity, but it is somewhat well-paced. Stay for the final credits, which the narrator narrates.
The Mitchell Tapes
Act like Sheriff Logan
event2017 star_border 4.8
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This found footage horror film is the aftermath of a paranormal investigation gone wrong. The concept of their new reality TV series "The Ghost Kids", was to get together a group of teenagers who were more sensitive to paranormal, and then have them investigate the most haunted locations in the country. For the pilot episode they go to Clay County West Virginia, where legend tells that local man Sam Mitchell abducted and killed a suspected 30 children in his house, before being found out and lynched by the townspeople. Gathered around a campfire, "The Ghost Kids" hear the story of Sam Mitchell from their producers for the first time, and are then locked into the house overnight. With paranormal equipment and cameras running, "The Ghost Kids" are ready to find out if the spirit of Sam Mitchell still resides there.
The Ultimate Prey
Act like Richard Walton
event2000
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Jon Brant is your average construction worker until one day he losses his job.. He gets a call from Mr. Walton who has had a guy watching Jon and offers him a job. When he goes to meet Mr.Walton they slip him a mickey and next thing you know he wakes up and is told he is going to be hunted along with three others for sports.
Zombie Farm
Act like Anchor Man
event2007 star_border 2.3
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Hell has been unleashed on the small town of Muerto Verde when inbred cannibal farmers are turned into zombies after Taliban warriors poison the local water supply. The only hope for humanity are two FBI agents and four party-crazed college students.
Omerta: The Act Of Silence
event2011
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The film takes place in the Priests office in a Brooklyn parish. It's told in flashbacks and gives the audience a chance to witness the inner workings of this horrible association that has destroyed families and communities throughout the country. The main character who is played by world champion boxer Paul Malinaggi is full of emotion and personal experiences that plays as an eye opening to anyone that has lost or steered away from God. Paul is so charismatic that in the end you will not only feel for this man you will understand his pain and the need for redemption. The film stares Will Wallace (Tree of life) Joe Estevez, Adam Nelson ( Mystic River) Joe D' Onofrio (Bronx Tale) Carmen Argenziano(God Father)
The Deadly Secret
Act like Randall Parks
event1994 star_border 3
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A real estate tycoon suddenly finds himself the victim of a blackmailer, who knows about his participation in the murder of a girl when he was a college student.
Deadtime Tales
Act like Art (segment "The Antique") / Investor (segment "Million Dollar Death") (archive footage)
event2018 star_border 5
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It's "deadtime", so turn off the light and enjoy these 3 tales of horror, gore and supernatural mayhem. A haunted antique, a deadly gameshow and a cursed park are the subjects of tonight's Deadtime Tales that will keep you up with the lights on and door locked. Goodnight... forever!
Body Count
Act like Darren Schwartz
event1994
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Two mismatched cops wage a personal war against a vicious Los Angeles gangster.
Horrorween
Act like Neighbor
event2012 star_border 10
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Some young entrepreneurs strike it rich and then move into a high class neighborhood. They try to impress their new celebrity neighbors by having a haunted house.
Lola's Game
Act like Captain Riley
event1998 star_border 2
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A detective investigating his girl friend's death gets caught up in the world of rock & roll.
Urban Myths
Act like Dr. Anderson
event2017 star_border 3.2
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A group of high school seniors embark on a spring break camping trip to investigate the myths they had been researching and learning from their History teacher. During their trip, they stumble on an old haunted Indian Burial ground and get more than they bargained for when some of the group start to vanish. This film showcases some of the best that Northern Michigan has to offer, along with an all-star cast.
Bikini Inception
event2015 star_border 7
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Two flunky Janitors in an Arctic Lab perform unauthorized experiments transporting them to a beach dream world in Malibu California w/50 beautiful young girls and a female Brazilian PhD Student wearing only a bra and panties. A '67 Muscle car races chases horses guns fights surfing, sumo wrestler, wolf monster, underwater scenes tons of gorgeous models. Sexy sci-fi fun.
High on the Hog
Act like Agent Dick
event2019 star_border 2.8
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With a potent strain of pot sweeping the City, DTA agents attempt to infiltrate a small town farming operation that has a strong leader and interesting family members.
Little Creeps
Act like Professor Vern Drake
event2012
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An oft-mocked professor becomes obsessed with finding the Demonicron, a book said to open the gates of hell. Pushed over the edge after being fired, the professor locates the book and uses it to conjure the demons found within its pages to get revenge on those who've ridiculed him.
Boiler Room
Act like Attorney General
event1992
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The boiler room is where telemarketers make their sales pitches. This film depicts an uncaring profession - where getting the almighty dollar is the primary objective - inside or outside of the law, and, no matter whose.
Together and Alone
Act like Blaine
event1998 star_border 6
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Stories and characters interweave during one night in Hollywood.
Syndicate Smasher
Act like Det James Beattie
event2018 star_border 4.5
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A group of mercenaries hired as contract killers are hunted down by the Mafia, the Yakuza, the Russian Mob, and the Tongs all at once.
Expert Weapon
Act like Magnet
event1993 star_border 3.7
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While on death row for killing a policeman, small-time criminal Adam (Ian Jacklin) is sprung from his cell and asked to join a covert government organization that will shape him into a killing machine. He is trained by the group's ruthless leader Janson (Sam J. Jones), and is aided by the group's martial arts master Miller (Mel Novak)) and the group's weapons freak expert Magnet (Joe Estevez). Together they turn out Adam code named the 'Expert Weapon'. But when Adam decides to leave his life of crime, he learns that leaving the group is his real death sentence.
I Got the Hook-Up
Act like Lamar Hunt
event1998 star_border 5.4
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Two broke buddies feel lucky when they come upon a truckload of cellular phones and begin selling them out of the back of their van. Trouble arises though, when the phones develop faults. The two friends then not only have to deal with unsatisfied customers but also the FBI.
Pacino is Missing
Act like Joe Cicero
event2002 star_border 2
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Mob tale of a mafia boss whose moll has hooked up with a young hood now in charge of a movie studio.
Minds of Terror
Act like Kyle
event2003 star_border 5
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Three sick men are about to show the world what terror really means.
Human Error
Act like Phil Martins
event1988 star_border 6
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Jack Farley and his family are asked to attend an experiment about social behavior for a planned space station. Therefore they move into an underground dome for three months. But then it turns out that a secret military department replaced the NASA scientists and conducts an experiment on its own...
A Walk with Grace
Act like Dale
event2019 star_border 3.2
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When his mother dies the week before Easter, widowed hotshot LA exec Nate Lassiter (David Lee Smith) and his head- strong Latina daughter Chloe (MIshka Calderon) must finally return to his hometown in Ohio, where he faces the daunting task of signing away his family's factory. Nate will collide with his spitfire cousin-with-a-grudge (Jenni-Kate Deshon) he forced to run the factory when he left years before, a labor-strike lead by a high school wrestling buddy (Austin St. John), and a legal battle over the factory sale - brought on by the girl he left behind, Grace (Ashley Bratcher). Forced to search his soul and embrace his past, in rediscovering with his home town Nate just might reconnect - with his Grace.
Lethal Orbit
Act like NSC Chairman
event1996 star_border 5
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A group of recently trained astronauts are sent into space to probe a new experiment, only to be stranded and face an eternity in space unless successful contact can be established from earth. In between flashes of the story, a court is in process determining the cause of the accident.
A Cold Day in Hell
Act like God
event2014
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In the near future, when the creator of planet earth has had enough. Fed up with man's constant failure in becoming a peaceful race, he sets into motion a series of events that will test man's true nature.
The Invisible Woman
Act like 2nd Cop
event1983 star_border 5
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In a research lab, a scientist's pet chimpanzee mixes up an invisibility formula. A young woman accidentally drinks the solution and becomes invisible.
I Married a Centerfold
Act like Reporter #2
event1984 star_border 5.3
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Tenacious young engineer flips over the centerfold model he spots on television and embarks on a romantic adventure on a bet with his buddies.
Autopsy: A Love Story
event2002 star_border 4.5
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The lonely Charlie Bickle works in a morgue owned by the corrupt Dr. Dale Brodsky cremating bodies and lives with his crippled wife Mary. Dr. Dale illegally sells body parts before the cremation, bribing dirty policemen. When Charlie meets the suicidal Jane Doe, he falls in love for her and dates the corpse until her twin sister comes to the morgue seeking her missing sister.
Mister America
Act like Joe Estevez (archive footage)
event2019 star_border 6.4
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Heidecker beats a murder charge for selling faulty e-cigarettes at an EDM festival, and mounts a campaign to unseat the San Bernardino District Attorney. His effort to win voters tries to overcome a lack of experience and funding by leaning into the candidate’s personal likability. It does not go well.
Life in Reverse
Act like Emmanuelle
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After a devastating accident, a musician leaves town to make amends but discovers he must first forgive himself.
My Brothers' Crossing
Act like Bobby Clark
event2020 star_border 6.7
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My Brothers' Crossing is the true story about a tragic accident that happened in August 2015. In remote southwest Virginia, during the time when we were experiencing riots and racial hate crimes, an African-American man is involved in a horrific accident which claims the lives of Bobby and Pam Clark—a Caucasian couple. What followed was a community rising up, blind to our different heritages, to heal and show incredible forgiveness in the wake of this tragedy.
The Fourth Wise Man
Act like Townsperson
event1985 star_border 6.9
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Artaban is a young Magus (Wise Man) who desires to follow the star to the birthplace of the coming King, against the counsel of his friends and family. Carrying three precious jewels to give to the baby Messiah, Artaban and his reluctant servant Orontes set off to join the caravan of the three other wise men. They miss the caravan, but Artaban continues the search for his King, always one step behind. Artaban spends much of his remaining wealth and all of his energy helping the poor and unfortunate people he meets, until at the end of his life he finally finds Jesus--at His trial! Has Artaban wasted his life in a foolish quest? Will he ever get the chance to present his gifts to the King?
The Animated Adventures of Jack Decker
Act like President Davidson (voice)
event2020 star_border 3
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Tripp Spencer and Jack Decker must fight the nefarious Count Dracula to save America's corn.
Apocalypse Now
Act like Captain Benjamin L. Willard (voice) (uncredited)
event1979 star_border 8.3
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At the height of the Vietnam war, Captain Benjamin Willard is sent on a dangerous mission that, officially, "does not exist, nor will it ever exist." His goal is to locate - and eliminate - a mysterious Green Beret Colonel named Walter Kurtz, who has been leading his personal army on illegal guerrilla missions into enemy territory.
Anatomy of a Seduction
Act like Roger
event1979 star_border 5.5
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The story of a divorced woman who begins an affair with the college-age son of her best friend, and the effects it has on her relationship with her own son, who is not much younger than her lover.
The Story of Pretty Boy Floyd
Act like E.W. Floyd
event1974 star_border 4
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A humanistic account of "the Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills", in which Charles Arthur Floyd is portrayed as a decent man who has a strong sense of family and duty.
Little Lost Sea Serpent
Act like Harry Rockwell
event1995 star_border 6
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Julie and Tommy rescue a baby sea serpent and attempt to keep it safe and hidden from their father (a reporter for a tabloid) and a couple bumbling thieves until they can get it back to the ocean.
Acts of Betrayal
Act like Winford Scott
event1997 star_border 5.3
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FBI agents attempt to protect a woman who is testifying against her gangster boy friend. However, an army of assassins are after her in an endless series of shootouts.
No Code of Conduct
Act like Pappy
event1999 star_border 5.5
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A cop, his partner, and his father uncover a plot by city elders to smuggle drugs from Mexico into Phoenix, Arizona.
Flat Out
Act like Sam
event1999
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When a professional motorcycle driver is paralyzed he must find the strength and courage needed to be rehabilitated and get back to competing in the sport he loves.
Stolen from the Heart
Act like Phil
event2000 star_border 5
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A former prostitute kidnaps a baby boy at birth to satisfy her drug-dealing husband, who has told her that he is going to divorce her and put her out on the streets if she cannot produce him a son. Obviously the real mother becomes emotionally wrought and determined to get her baby back. Barbara Mandrell gets thrown into all of this mess as the mother's mother, who just happens to be beset with heart problems.
DECKER – Port of Call: Hawaii
Act like President Jason Davidson
event2015 star_border 8.7
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In order to save the nation, Decker must come face-to-face with pure evil. (From the mind of Tim Heidecker comes an action-packed middle finger to terrorists everywhere!)
The Apparition Of Roxanne
event2010
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American horror movie
The Remnant
Act like Chief Wilson Tyler
event2001 star_border 5
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Two grim murders in a rural town seem like a run-of-the-mill killing spree, until a local prosecutor discovers a mysterious connection that leads the cops to the prime suspect -- a criminal who died 30 years before. But how can a killer continue his bloodletting from the grave? Directed by Rick Jordan, this entertaining and otherworldly fright fest stars Jeff Marlow, Rick Jordan, Joe Estevez, Roxzane T. Mims and Teresa Castracane.
Kayla
Act like Thomas
event2019 star_border 8.5
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Seven-year-old Kayla's father dies unexpectedly on a mission in the U.S which changes Kayla's life completely. She takes on the responsibility of her broken family. She inspires the people around her with love and singing. And in the end, she manages to carve out a happy life.
Another Time, Another Place
event1989 star_border 10
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In 1988, Richard Conley (Joe Estevez) and Curt Wade (Rod McCary) reminisce about June Michels, the love of their lives. In flashback scenes originally filmed in 1971, June is played by Alexandra Hay and Richard is played by Martin Sheen.
Magic Max
Act like Lyle Hart
event2021 star_border 5.8
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After a tragic loss of both parents, 11-year-old Tim Hart is forced to live with his immensely immature Uncle Max, a second rate magician. and who, with the help of his nephew, tries to cultivate his last hand at love.
Buy Sell Kill: A Flea Market Story
Act like Sherman
event2004
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Blackjack Belducci thought life in the mafia was tough, but after a week at the Mayson County Flea Market, the mob is a walk in the park.
First Dog
Act like Prime Minister of Canada
event2010 star_border 6.6
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A foster boy is befriended by a lost dog who turns out to belong to the President of the United States. The boy decides to run away from the foster home to return the canine to the White House -- "Because it's the right thing to do!"
The Redeemed
Act like Whitey
event2019 star_border 3
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A dying man with a criminal past is given 24 hours to return from exile, make peace with his family and his aging ex-accomplice, but the vengeful crime boss who banished him is determined to have his revenge.
Senior Moment
Act like Danny
event2021 star_border 5.7
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After drag racing his vintage convertible around Palm Springs, a retired NASA test pilot loses his license. Forced to take public transportation, he meets Caroline and learns to navigate love and life again.
Fangs Vs Spurs
event2016
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When revengeful vampires attack, a group of self-centered cowboys must band together to save their town from utter destruction.
The Dark Valley
Act like Narrator
event2021
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An ordinary trip to Ventura Boulevard takes a grisly turn.
Madame
event1993 star_border 1
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Erotic thriller.
After Danielle is fired from her job as a sensationalist TV reporter, she goes undercover to do a freelance series to expose what she can learn about the escort "industry". Some of the things which she encounters, however, jeopardize her relationships and her health.
Serbian Scars
Act like Matty
event2009 star_border 3.3
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The dramatic action film follows a soldier who ventures to America in search of his long lost brother, unaware that his brother may hold the key to a devastating weapon their father developed years ago and that a terrorist now wants to possess.
Eyes Upon Waking
Act like Dr. Ferguson
event2022
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A troubled woman must come to terms with her suicide attempts while spending several days in a holding facility.
Eddie Presley
Act like Eddie's Father
event1993 star_border 4.2
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Eddie Presley is a down on his luck ex-Elvis impersonator. With his days of fromer glory performing in small to medium-sized clubs behind him, he's stuck in a dead-end security job, making barely enough to live out of his van. But Eddie's luck is about to change when he's offered a comeback gig at a seedy Hollywood nightclub... until he has a breakdown on stage and gives the audience a powerful, improvised performance they'll not soon forget.
Lucky Lady
Act like American Kid
event1975 star_border 5.2
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When an American booze smuggler gets murdered in Prohibition-era Mexico, his widow, a nightclub singer, joins forces with her lover and a desperate loner to become rum-runners to the U.S.
Fugued Up!
Act like Dad
event2022
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A dark comedy telling the tale of a man who wakes up from a coma with no memory, learning he may be a serial killer. He pieces his life back together one weird step at a time.
The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special
Act like Joe Estevez
new_releases Release: March 02, 2025
LIVE from the "The People Under the Stairs" house, your Host Newman Heidecker and Movie House Owner/CEO/Head Buff Gregg Turkington will provide up-to-date Oscar coverage and analysis as well as historic Movie trivia.
On Cinema
Act like President Davidson (1 ep.)
event2012 star_border 8.6
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Tim Heidecker reviews the latest movies in theaters with a special guest.
Decker
Act like President Davidson / President Davidson Jr. (18 ep.)
event2014 star_border 6.2
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The free world is in danger, and only one man can help. Jack Decker has sworn to defend America from foreign terrorists regardless of which spineless president is in charge. This is Decker: The Series.
Xposed
Act like William "Mack" Brazel (1 ep.)
event2021
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Paranormal-conspiracy news program hosted by Michael "Roy LaRoux" Matthews.
Wrecked
Act like Jerry (1 ep.)
event2016 star_border 6.6
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Single-camera comedy centering on a diverse group of survivors adjusting to being stranded on an uninhabited island, a dangerous new world where they must face many threats – mostly brought on by themselves. No longer plugged into the rest of the world, the group struggles to navigate their makeshift society while also learning to live without such modern comforts as indoor plumbing, Wi-Fi, social media and Chipotle.
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