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Broadcast date
02-10-1982 • 29 episodes
Episodes of this season
1. Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (1)
2. Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (2)
3. The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged Bothered & Bewilderedd
An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom in being retired and, especially, having their older children grown and out of the house; Julie sneakily sets Honey Bee, an old high school friend who always tried to steal her boyfriends, after Gopher (newly smitten with a girl ashore) so that she can concentrate on a handsome new officer; Captain Stubbing wears his hat everywhere in an attempt to keep an old high school flame from finding out he is bald, and she thinks he has a full head of hair because she saw him hatless when he was wearing a toupe for a shipboard costume party.
4. Same Wavelength, The/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace
5. Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love
A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.
6. The Audition/The Groupies/Doc's Nephew
Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend. A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues the writer of a soap opera, who rejected for a role on her show.
7. Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (1)
8. Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (2)
9. Thanksgiving Cruise: Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends
On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple plan to travel with their daughter and her fiance who, unknown to them, is crippled; the smooth operation of the ship suffers as one by one the entire crew, after trading a bevy of insults, ends up not speaking with one another.
10. The Victims/Heavens To Betsy/The Man In The White Shorts
11. Tomorrow Lady, The/Father, Dear Father/Still Life
12. My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for Love/Baby Talk
13. A Christmas Presence
14. First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale/Paroled to Love
15. Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...Maybe
16. Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior Sinners
17. Salvaged Romance/Our Son The Lawyer/Gopher's Daisy
18. Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (1)
19. Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (2)
20. The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score
On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine ""pussycat"" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owner of a secretarial agency plays secretary to a writer taking a working vacation, even though he is far better at romancing her than he is at taking dictation and typing up her notes; a womanizing pro football player falls for a snooty, straight-laced college English professor.
21. The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My Hair
22. Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in America
A desperate 23-year old virgin wants to spend the night with a handsome fellow she meets on board, but in the end decides she will hold off until the time is right; a bratty adopted teenager finds out that the assistant bartender that he has been harassing is actually his long lost older brother; the entire crew chips in to help April get ready to take her U.S. citizenship test despite her severe test anxiety.
23. Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Loser & still Champ
24. So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.U
25. The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?
26. The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The Jury
27. Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (1)
A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.
28. Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (2)
A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.
29. The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy
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This season's cast
Gavin MacLeod
Merril Stubing
Merril Stubing
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Bernie Kopell
Adam Bricker
Adam Bricker
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Fred Grandy
Gopher Smith
Gopher Smith
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Ted Lange
Isaac Washington
Isaac Washington
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Lauren Tewes
Julie McCoy
Julie McCoy
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Jill Whelan
Vicki Stubing
Vicki Stubing
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