Broadcast date
21-09-1994 • 26 episodes
Episodes of this season
1. Nine is Enough
event 21-09-1994 • schedule 23m
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.
2. Two for One
event 28-09-1994 • schedule 23m
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
3. Snoop Davey Dave
event 05-10-1994 • schedule 23m
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
4. Girl Talk
event 12-10-1994 • schedule 23m
Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences and dysfunctions.
5. Sleeper
event 19-10-1994 • schedule 23m
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
6. Skeleton in the Closet
event 26-10-1994 • schedule 23m
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Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
7. Follow the Son
event 02-11-1994 • schedule 23m
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
8. Punch and Jimmy
event 09-11-1994 • schedule 23m
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.
9. White Men Can't Kiss
event 16-11-1994 • schedule 23m
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
10. Thanksgiving '94
event 23-11-1994 • schedule 23m
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
11. Maybe Baby
event 30-11-1994 • schedule 23m
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
12. The Parenting Trap
Mid-season finale • event 14-12-1994 • schedule 23m
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
13. Rear Window
event 04-01-1995 • schedule 23m
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The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.
14. My Name is Bev
event 11-01-1995 • schedule 23m
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.
15. Bed and Bored
event 01-02-1995 • schedule 23m
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
16. Sisters
event 08-02-1995 • schedule 23m
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
17. Lost Youth
event 15-02-1995 • schedule 23m
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
18. Single Married Female
event 22-02-1995 • schedule 23m
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
19. The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
event 01-03-1995 • schedule 23m
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
20. The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
event 01-03-1995 • schedule 23m
21. Husbands and Wives
event 22-03-1995 • schedule 23m
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
22. Happy Trailers
event 29-03-1995 • schedule 23m
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
23. The Blaming of the Shrew
event 03-05-1995 • schedule 23m
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
24. The Birds and the Frozen Bees
event 10-05-1995 • schedule 23m
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
25. Couch Potatoes
event 17-05-1995 • schedule 23m
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
26. Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
End of season • event 24-05-1995 • schedule 23m
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr. Howell, Bev becomes Mrs. Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.
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This season's cast
Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Conner
Roseanne Conner
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John Goodman
Dan Conner
Dan Conner
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Sara Gilbert
Darlene Conner
Darlene Conner
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Michael Fishman
D.J. Conner
D.J. Conner
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Sarah Chalke
Becky Conner-Healy
Becky Conner-Healy
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Laurie Metcalf
Jackie Harris
Jackie Harris
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