Broadcast date
04-12-1998 • 13 episodes
Episodes of this season
1. Episode 14
- Terry Cloth robe: Tom and SNL's Will Farrell discuss his nice aqua bath robe
- intro
- Talkin with Glenn, the money grubbing bastard
- Falling down in the streets.. (making fun of cripples)
- Revivin' a dead moose
- Guest: Bruce the chef.. throwin a halibut into the audience
- Billy Bob's Mountain... eatin caramels in town
- Cyntra the Domanatrix .. you pee on people! how much for the warm poo
- Foamin newsreporter... Tom visits a Calgary television station during noon news. - Glenn's scam: moving Laptops
- Tom visits a joke shop. Finds an anal intruder, and a masturbation kit.. embarrasses old woman
- Game: Jugs of Orange Juice. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Signing with the old native woman: "and away we go.."
- Finale with the sleeping moose, more humping..
2. Episode 15
- Playing soccer with a deer
- Intro
- Secret audience camera: Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Billy Bob: "I like putting rocks in my bum"
- Guest: Rene', the crazy mental guy that cant speak clearly
- Small town: Kenora, Ontario. High voiced Tom applies at local radio stations, followed by cable access show: Big city Beef
- Making fun of Humplik's car: the suzuzki swift
- Holding up traffic: tom puts his face on the side of a bus
- Sneakin into movies: makin friends with scott
- Talkin with a crazy old racist man "I like that negro eddie murphy"
- Glenn Humplik loves children: Who are slaves and make his t-shirts. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Observation Humor
3. Episode 16
- Playing with chipmunks
- Intro
- Glenn message to children: smoke tom green show cigarettes.. "hey im the best"
- Milkin Cows: Police Officer
- Phone Fun: "the best pizza", a look back at the cartoon Hercules. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Billy Bob's friend Joan
- Giving drives to people : the magnet man
- Rubbing the mic on 2 laughing old Italian guys
- Sean the van guy meets Tom. Lets have a hand for the pedophiles
- Toms bloody bike injury
- Guest: Denise Swanson. The Crack Baby dont come back lady
- Tom interrupts meeting, violence erupts "Im a piece of corn on the cob! Im a myna bird!"
4. Episode 17
- Scaring a window washing lady
- Intro
- Glenn and Tom talk about Garvrosh (Glenns cat). Tom gives Glenn 2 kittens as a present. He has to keep them or they die
- Lauries dead pigeon
- Glenn drinking alcohol on the show
- Is Tom funny when he is drunk?: Rum and coke, throwin up Lebanese food
- Makin Glenn vomit: "Come on hump daddy!"
- Milkin Cows: Tom in Drag
- Guest: Jacques, dressed as a sunflower ... plays with Racky the dead racoon
- Soccer Hooligan
- Toms Parents, Tom and Phil must save Toms dad.. buying medicine in china town from Dr. Chang. Skate boarding, Tom wipes out
5. Episode 18
- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon
- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet
- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk
- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump
- Intercom trixter
- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis
- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada
- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn
- Rescuing a dead hawk
- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box
- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up
- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon
- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.
6. Episode 19
- Milkin Cows: Tom dressed as a cop milks a cow in downtown Toronto
- Intro
- Pizza Stick: Glenn Humplik
- Modern Family Restaurant
- Guest: Allen Shields: nudist, fun old guy
- Lookin for nature, wrapped in saran wrap and tinfoil
- Contest for a cruise: phone inside Racky
- Talking with a toothless old man
- Injured bird gets into the bank
- Chainsawing the desk
- Injured Tom with Bike... cops bust him
- Beat Glenn with a loaf of bread
- Toms poem to a chinese girl
7. Episode 20
- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs
- Intro
- Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts
- Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks"
- Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest
- Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice.. - Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate
- Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces
- Tom and Glenn makeout
- 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor
- Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom.
- The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite
- Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio
- Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...
8. Episode 21
- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic
- Intro
- Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn
- You can order these amazing products
- Dancing with dead fishes
- A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk
- Security Enthusiast
- The man with paper wings
- Toms revenge on metro magazine
- "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance
- More fly swatter fun
- Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?"
- Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole
- Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!
9. Episode 22
- Billy Bob annoys a street mime
- Intro
- Billy Bob hosts the show. Talks about Ray Hagel molesting him
- Milking Cows: The Mexican Hombre' Senior' Herve'
- Visiting Ray in the truck... more molest talk
- Makin faces: talking to a gibbering old man
- Poster Abuse in Ottawa, morbid guitar woman
- Guest: David Blackman.. with Billy Bob. Chainsawing Dolls, and milk
- Playing Guitar: Harassing people in a pink dress
- Talking with a lady eating pie "Go to hell"
- Billy Bobs prank phone calls
- Talkin with people in a store.. Tom rolls around on his back
- More Billy Bob prank calls.. Discussing Glenn selling Hash
- Playing with hick kids go karts
10. Episode 23
- Singing East Indian dude intro...
- Intro
- Talkin with Glenn; clip showing how much SNL's Will Farrell hates Glenn - Tom dresses as a robot, and prepares to eat some meat
- Harassing people in a cowboy hat, singing a western ditty over and over again
- The Ottawa sticker man
- Playing with the phone: shocking a audience member "Dont break it.. it cost 15 bucks"
- How to make a hand glider
- "Deer run faster than people...bugs bite people..making it harder to film animals.. sunsets are nice.. and Toms an idiot"
- Phil Giroux gets a nude massage
- Billy Bob talks about carrots
- Phone contest: Guess the sound
- Mc Face: attends a wood carving convention
- Chainsawing the phone
11. Episode 24
- Clutch clip; Tom is the internet cafe worker
- Intro
- Brick wall action! happening here tonight
- Celebrity Watching: rocket richard, nelson mandela
- I like Coffee.. I also like God
- Talkin with a Mr. Sub employee
- Billy Bob talks with young ladies eating pizza
- Dustpan: The 12oz coffee cup part 2
- The grand wizard election
- Visiting Ray Hagel in the truck.. Glenn slams an egg in a audience girls face
- Crazy Tom in an elevator: talkin about crappy books he has
- Open audition for "the new baby"
- Racky the raccoon magic tricks
- Old guy doesnt like the way T.V. is going
- Wrap Up... cheese sandwich couple
12. Episode 25
- Chinese dude intro
- Intro
- Defending Humplik, Glenn doesnt know C++ (neither do I..)
- Tom goes on a garbage route
- Bullhorn comedy in Eatons, talking to the deaf camera man.. using bullhorn to announce he has condoms
- Phone Fun: calling crime stoppers reporting Glenn cheats on his girlfriend. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Celery Generals
- Guest: Ed the Sock. Spraying milk on ed, and his puppeteer
- The dysfunctional mall. Repeats segment replaced with profile on Humplik: the band (due to legal reasons)
- Glenn Humplik sings a song: "When I was young"
13. Episode 26
- Tom helps to fight fires
- Intro
- Talkin with P-Jroo
- Checking the overheated car
- Spraying audience with water
- Driving audience home in OC transpo bus
- Harassing audience member parents
- Humplik offers to drive some young female fans home in his suzuki swift - Tom almost gets his ass kicked by audience member roommate Stu
- Eric the last audience member meets Toms parents.. is asked to french kiss them
- Fin
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